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So swole.

Do you even lift, bro?

Leg day in the A.M. tomorrow. 156 lbs. soaking wet.

156 per leg or both?

That's how much I weigh lolz

I know. I'm just an idiot who says dumb things for kicks.

Think Mr. twain called that.... Honesty. lolz

I'll lift you straight to the depths of hell.

(it rhymed... shrugs)

I hope it doesn't smell.

Only time will tell.

Just as well.

Just ring the bell or yell when you're ready to excel.

I didn't sell before the price fell.

Hell yeah bruh