You missed out a womans primary super-power; memory.
A woman will effortlessly remember every minor transgression a man makes in a relationship, at any moment these past misdemeanours can be revived in a looong list. To be fair she also remembers all the good stuff too, like what you were both wearing when you met, what you ate, the funny stuff you said.
As a man you may think you are justified in criticising a woman on one or two points, but you need to be really brave, otherwise she is going to wrap you up in that time you did this, and the other time you did that, oh and now she thinks of it, you did a whole other bunch of stuff, in fact she is noticing a trend.
As you quiver in your man-size boots, cowed by a comprehensive exposition of shaming, you remind yourself never to be so stupid as to criticise her again.
Ha ha, Im not bitter about it, its all part of the fun.
https://www.theguardian.com/science/2013/dec/02/men-women-brains-wired-differently
yea, "science from the guardian" from 2013... that's what it sounds like.