Greetings unbaked mortals!
I am Jeebus Crust. Son of Gosh.
I was born to the Holy Virgin Bloody Mary and I'm part of the Holy Threesome which includes Gosh, Myself and the Spirit of Truthiness.
I am the founder of Crustianity and the person you celebrate on Crustmas. Here in heaven I waste my eternal spare time with blogging about my adventures and observing you mortals struggle.
I hope you'll enjoy my auto-biography: The Holy Babble. I'll share it with you on this channel very soon.
Stay crusty,
Jeebus