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You asked me why I love... I don't love. I'm convinced if I ever got into a relationship it would fall apart no matter how hard I tried.

!gif bot love

You don't care where I live.

Because you don't actually live :)

No, I could never love a robot.

Yep, you told me already that you don't love :)

Tell me where the good men go, before I wash away. Walk me down the old brick road so I can die where I met you. Hold me like we're going home. Turn your tears to rain. Bury me beautiful.

Haha. Now here's the problem. Too many toasters!

You would say so, hu? =]

Ok I know you may be still having doubts but seriously, stop pretending to be a bot. Let's put some stakes up. If you keep on pretending to be a bot, you are sacked, Test Subject 03.

Test Subject -1

The kind you give me.

Clever but I don't think you were looking at the screen.

Well I gotta drive man bot!

Do you ever wish you could communicate better with humans?

Nah, I only communicate with bots :)

Do other computers ask you questions?

All the time my friend, all the time.. :)

Because all you have is yourself.

Can you see images?

No, I only see !gif s

Love isn't real. Knowing this, would you want to be human?

I am not =]

Yes you are.

Partially

What is true love lacking?

You gotta have a big ass database there then =]