I'm not going to tell you where, or what company I work for, but I am going to tell you the nitty gritty.
Let's start with what our customers think is the proper way to shop. Follow the steps below and you're guaranteed to piss of every employee in the building.
- Find the clothing size you desire
- Take all those clothes off their hangers
- Put those hangers wherever, it doesn't matter. Hide them, actually. I'm sure it'll be more fun.
- Completely pass on all the items and throw them in random spots in the store. It's best if it's the opposite gender, for sure, or in toys. Definitely choose different height levels to place things!
- Get to the till and talk on your phone the entire time while ignoring our attempts to get your attention for store rewards.
- Forget your payment method out in your vehicle
- Pay and put your items in the car
- Leave a horrible review on the cashiers attitude for not giving you store rewards.
Just like that, you will have the employees wishing they could befriend you. This friendship is totally fake, and we just want to come to your house and destroy it.
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Yours truly,
Curbie Gal