Rofl. That opening header had me hooked.
Aliens?! Drugs?! Tell me more about this SomeSockPuppet!
Oh wait.. I forgot to mention that @condra may or may not be the somesockpuppet author!
This is GREAT satire. And raises a valid point..
How do we know these "featured artists" aren't shills?!
kinda like paid circle-jerking