The content in this post refer to this episode of "Life on Our Planet" voiced by Hollywood actor Morgan Freeman: https://www.netflix.com/title/80213846
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Morgan Freeman gives 'life' to the PLAN for humanity, spoken with subtility and verse, without mention of any academic papers to boot. The series is a masturbatory soliloquy from a room full of bad guys.
"Come! See the grandiose plan for the humans of the world -- prepared like a set of scriptural instructions for the edification of a fledgling genius(as if! lol) humanity, guided 'naturally' by glorious, illuminated Shepherds like Morgan Freeman**, into the neat place where humans belong...."
"-- Six feet under, that is. Did we not make that clear with the bison falling off a cliff, guided by our stones?"
Our Planet series on Netflix is an invitation into the mind of the perverse elite who enjoy soliloquies in the night, speaking to the bones of a dead man. This is Morgan's special part in the "Great One"'s plan.
The takeaways from this obscene series that barely hones in on natural animal behaviors or research are:
- Evolution is such a vast, lengthy process, scientists brazenly, presumptuously assert 1 billion years without flinching, although to date, there are no known methods of dating that are reliable for such obscenely vast time periods. Yet there it is! 100,000 years! 1 billion years! 100,000 years! Who cares about process and furnishing methodology, this is science baby!
- Make up terms to explain uncomfortable truths! The Ice Age is not just a loose term to explain away a massive section of cold and unlivable conditions on earth in certain areas of the earth, linked to a massive flood event of the Bible. It is all because of a natural cycle, according to Morgan Freeman Mason. (Remember that, "nature" is the reasoning and logic behind this trail of skull and bones breadcrumbs. )
- Big numbers without any proof are awesome! The Ice Age explains why a massive flood event occurred and also explains the deserts like the Grand Canyon. Erosion that would take millions of years instead took place in a shorter time period, like 100,000 years.... Yeah, something like that! (Please ignore the massive superstructures in all these places, embedded in the seas and within deserts and icy mountain ranges, pretty-please.)
- The way humans migrated was due to their stupid Bison like ability to group together and travel across lands. They never thought to stay in one place because their intelligence was too high above the other animals who generally stay in one place all their lives... Nothing is easier than dealing with new weather, new predators and being unskilled in developing villages and cities. Yeah, something like that ....
- Benevolent predators aid humanity, er, I mean Bison. Wolves and lions had to herd humanity like Bison to ensure they would keep a balance on earth. By roaming the lands, humanity became so intelligent that they've subdued all the earth with civilizations! (Wow, that's a real Oliver Twist story there! Well, I guess apart from admitting wolves were guiding civilizations. Oh, there's Morgan Freeman's long face showing again! Darn, it's just so hard not to brag!!)
- BUT! Being so intelligent, humans invented computers and the cotton gin and it's really shown us that they don't belong to the 'nature happy time wheel of sharing and kindness': Morgan wants to drive. Incidentally, the Bison depicted in this episode are herded unwillingly by STONES to guide the Bison (humanity/countries) off a cliff. That's in this episode, not even kidding!
- Morgan suggests only by "learning" from humanity's downfall, can we make the changes we need to make...ahem, queue Elon Musk's neuralink.
- Humanity is the great wonderful miracle that invented all inventions in just 1000 years. Really, the parents aren't just sticking your ugly drawing on the fridge so they can take you to an Amazon distribution center for St Johns islands....
- Also: Humanity is the problem and has been doing all the things wrong with our planet. We face extinction unless we turn to AI solutions to take over our minds and bodies - for without AI, we are savages that are destroying and ruining all life.
- Prodigous amounts of CGI mixed with high quality pro photography nature imagery help sell the idea of evolution as fact, not mere speculation
... At the end of the day, the feast-circle jerk elites must go on.
... Elon Musk must implant.
... Morgan must voice another one, since Attenborough's green-skinned face is probably too far in a mountain, shivering from the thunder strikes. No amount of "These are a few of my favorite things" will save the day, David, when pepperminters like yourself keep on boasting.
So keep on boasting, for while the elites think themselves wise, they are being torn to pieces by a hungry, voracious sad welps. The real underdogs don't get to do what you do, Morgan but they know every last trick in your wicked, wicked book of symbols and oaths.
-- They're too busy catching spiders and cleaving tree stumps of the Old World, which if you had any real wisdom, would be on it this minute.
... But do continue, it is amusing to see grown men of age behave like cosplaying comic book heroes, even if they have a massive wedgie, as they're doing it. Your series is amusing, and highly Illuminating.
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