Please Feel Sorry For Me And Give Me Money
I'm getting a cough.
I know just the thing
That will push me aloft!
I'll type in the screen,
All the reasons that money
Will make my life keen.
Please give me cash!
I need to hire a maid
That can take out the trash.
Who can trim up the lawn,
Who can feed me some grapes,
And admire my brawn.
There's an ache in my back,
There's an ache in my knee.
And yes it's quite serious,
I need expensive surgery.
It's making me delirious!
At the grocery store,
Would you give me some moolah?
I just need a bit more.
I want a new bike,
I busted my big toe
While taking a hike.
Alas they're all true.
My life is so terrible,
Much, much worse than you!
Is making me cry,
For me there's no sun,
For me no blue sky.
Feel sorry for me!
And write me a check
For my deep misery!
I take cash, check, credit card, upvotes, and dogecoin. You can make them out to me!
bwahahahaahhhahaha -- Thank you for this brilliance!
You know I've had a couple low-key rants about this and I much prefer this approach. The power of a witty wit wit word twisted, or twined to a poetic satire or rhyme. <3
Scathing man, just scathing!
I'd never beg like that...
(deletes post asking the community to fund pectoral implants)
lmaooooo
Haha! Here,
take my car,
my boat,
my plane.
You're much more worthy,
I won't need them back again!
Thanks, you won't regret this!
lmaooooo I am dying right now gimme your money ..... did I mention I am dying of laughter?:3
I only need $1,000,000!
lol
We don't do sarcasm much, but when we do, we try to me more obvious! I hope you receive a ton of money to teach you a seriously required lesson.
Hopefully posting in the category of "satire" was a rather unsubtle hint :)
Sorry, I follow you, and seldom notice your tags... you must forgive me. Or not. It is a free ocean we are swimming in.
I like the way you put that. Free ocean indeed, where the law is sovereignty!
Your poem was great! I loved how you wrote it! You did hit the nail on the head with the satire of people begging for money, upvotes, etc. under the pretense of great needs. It is sad because I am sure there are those who truly need help but can't get it because so many have done so needlessly. I hope you have a wonderful weekend d-pend! :D
Don't take my DOGE too, anything but that.
All your DOGE are belong to me...
I can't stop my tears from falling :-(
Very effective words I read.
lmao are you being serious or sarcastic lol?
Serious
About the situation itself.
lololol
I'm glad they were effective...
But I still didn't receive my check..?
hahaha..now I can't stop laughing lololol :-)
Why this gif pic. become hidden?!
Who are you!
here is one cent from a minnow who likes your poem
Cheers! Thank you ;)
Lol. Too good. Just needed this to brighten up my day! :D
Thanks!
Cheers! =D
Ha, ha, ha!
Now that was entertaining, thanks for the smiles.
Cheers!
Just remember: you are perfect, just the way you are
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