Steemfest 2 was a very interesting experience. It had two sides to it, the Creamy and the Creepy.
"If you can't take a little bloody nose, maybe you ought to go back home and crawl under your bed."
Q
So here I present the highlights of @jerrybanfield's very sad "comedy" routine.
- Having the same first name as Jerry Seinfeld doesn't make one any good at stand up comedy.
- Yes, Jerry. I'm very happy that you have a wife and she even agrees to have sex with you. But so would anyone with a Stockholm syndrome.
- I'm terribly sorry, neither mentioning the universe or @ned or @berniesanders or having a photobooth projection with the funny Steemians make your performance any better.
Please don't do it again.
Or, if you are so inclined, I suggest you provide the audience with a selection of fruits and vegetables and perhaps some eggs next time. Because even you can't spoil slapstick... oh wait!Dear @jerrybanfield,
By the way, this is a message from the universe.
You don't have to follow me, I don't like stalkers
Q
Why did you decline payment?
I believe that education and free speech should be indeed universally free, mon capitaine ;)
but then again, I'm more intereseted in the numbers which appear next to my name... that makes it more fun.
Same thing I was wondering about. But there's a loophole... just below ;-)
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Too bad he didn't make it, I'd love to see more reviews ;-)Are you somehow related to @lordvader?
Mr. Smartypants, @lordvader is only human. Q is omnipotent and comes from a different universe :)