You got me, haha. I was totally expecting an actual explanation.
Making fun of vegans will always get a laugh from me. It's not that I envy their ability to, at the expense of their own material pleasure, make the clearly correct conclusion on what manners of human sustenance are morally defensible... nor that belittling them makes me feel better about my everyday, ongoing decision to participate in what essentially amounts to mass genocide of cute and furry things with feelings and families. It's just that I don't respect them. :)
My gift is not the ability to educate people, but instead the skill of making jokes of anything.