Why did the blonde get fired from her job at the M&M factory? Because she kept throwing away all the W’s.
What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant? I hope it's mine.
What do you call 24 blondes in a cardboard box? A case of empties.
How do you get a blonde to laugh on Saturday?
Tell her a joke on Wednesday.
Why don’t blondes eat pickles?
Can’t get their heads in the jar.
Hahaha, that's definitely the best one on the list! :-D