Had an annoying pain in my left testicle for the past few days so I visited the doctor. I go to the office he plays a bit with my balls and then goes for a sonargram. God, I have had many medical tests in my life but that was definitely the weirdest ever. I mean... I am sure you have seen in an ad or a movie the typical scene when a pregnant woman gets a sonargram. That's one beautiful picture!
Now imagine the same, but instead on a guy's balls. LoL! At least the doctor had a nice sense of humor so the whole test (it took about 2-3 minutes) was accompanied by hilarious comments like:
"Mmmmm, that's one beautiful left testicle"
"And the right one...Not bad, not bad at all!"
"Mmmmm, your prostate gland looks marvelous... So marvelous I won't even have to finger you!"
In case you wonder, I had a typical problem for my age, nothing serious. I was told to wear less tight jeans during my day job and lose a bit of weight.
And now....Ladies and gentlemen! The moment you have all been waiting for! The moment to get a glimpse of @trumpman's beautiful testicles! Enjoy:
Originally posted at https://whaleshares.io/@trumpman/rate-my-testicles
They look like Rorschach's face.
LoL
χαχαχαχαχαχαχαχαχαχαχαχαχα
καλημερα!!
χαχαχαχαχαχαχα......τελικα τ @@ σου επιασαν καλα λεφτα στο ποσταρισμα σου!!!
....απλα θυμηθηκα ενα παλαιοτερο ποστ μου και γελασα ακομα πιο πολυ.... σου κουνησε τ @@ ο γιατρος....χαχαχαχαχαχαχαχαχαχαχα
ωχ αδερφε πολυ γελιο......
Υ.Γ. ...θα νομισει ο κοσμος ρε οτι δεν ειμαστε και σοβαροι ρε γαμω...
...παρακαλω την προσοχη σας!!!
....σε ενα παραλληλο συμπαν μια μοναδικη - διαφορετικη version του @trumpman σε νεαρη ηλικια....στο 1.47 το βιντεακι please!!!
Μα γιατί το λες αυτο ? :D
Rate my Testicles!
I don't think a normal "1 - 10" rating scale would work for this. I mean, most people would probably be around 7.5 or 8 on a 1 - 10 scale. But if you were to be included in the survey, the scale would have to be modified to something like "1 - 100". Most people would still be 7.5 to 8 on that scale, but I'm sure you would score an easy 88, 89.
If I get an 88, who gets an 100 ? :D
Nobody. Perfection is a goal, not an attainment. But some of those black American basketball players who say they've slept with several thousand women might get in the high 90's though.
I had an annoying pain in my left kneecap for this past few days - after I visited @trumpman.
Correlation is not causation.
I am too drunk to get the joke :/
I'm too old to remember the joke...
Tbh, after reading this, I was a bit concerned about what follows.
Only two? Omg!!
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How many did you expect? :D
I know a joke about a guy with three testicles. He goes to a foreigner and tells him:
-I don't know you, but I bet that together we have five testicles!
And the guy looks very strange at him, and with sad voice, he replies:
-Oh my god! You have only one testicle?
I would need more info, I think teabagging provide me with enough to make a sound judgement. !tipuvote 0.3
Lol! Btw, no need to tip me! I have more than enough steem :D
🤷♂️ Small dick syndrome, it compensates for my vote.
This should be tagged NSFW ahahah... Did the doctor at least take you out to dinner before fondling your testicles? Because if not... that's just rude
No he didn't, what a fucking asshole!
Jeez! And the award for the craziest Steemian goes to...
Who is it?
Lovely!
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Thanks!
It will be interesting to know if the doctor is a female doctor
Nop, a guy in his 50s XD
It's a boy!
LoL
Ωρε πρόσεχε την οικογένεια.... :P
Δεν πρέπει να την κάνεις τόσο διάσημη :p
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