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RE: Think Before You Dickpic

in #sex • 5 years ago

Advice for those that send them.

  1. Position your member next to one of those fun-sized cans of coke. It will look much more impressive.

  2. No coke? Try some googly eyes to lighten the mood.

  3. Get creative depending on the season/occasion. Xmas - tinsel, fairy lights, etc. / Spring - little garland of flowers or blossom. / Easter - crown of thorns, crucifix, etc. / Summer - ram a cocktail umbrella down the middle, little sombrero, etc.

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     5 years ago  

    well... #GooglyEyes do make everything better!

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       5 years ago  

      @fraenk when that happens please warn me i want to be a judge on that edition,
      Just for the eyes offcourse

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         5 years ago  

        Lol ,🍆🍆

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           5 years ago  

          "ram a cocktail umbrella down the middle" HAHAHAHAHA!!!! :-D Perfect.

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             4 years ago  

            =))Lmao @googlydicks
            Nice tips

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