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RE: 7 Steps To Writing The Ultimate Shitpost on Steemit

in #shitpost • 7 years ago

Oh my fuck I was dying at the first pic of the low quality steak and low quality steak pic! Hahaha I'm still laughing actually 😂 Thanks for the shout out this was funnier than mine girlfriend. #shitpost, I'm going back now to retag mine. I use bots and get shitty returns but thats ok cause idgaf I'm a thug. Ok so I'm saying it, our two posts are the best this week, it's still early but we did it 🔫😎😎💰

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we might have started a new shitpost trend!!!!!! This could get fun! Tell all your friends! make the worst post EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LIKE if people told the truth like:
put a shitty photo of the dirty counter...
then tell the truth! LIke:
I'm so desperate for friends on here, i'd lick the countertop that is full of old pizza rinds....
mine would go something like:

I'm so fucking addicted to Steemit (even after a year and a half) that i still ignore my child for most of the waking hours....

Oh well im glad you're a good mother. Mine sold the dishes for crack rock then got high with John the bootlegger down the street for 3 days. I'm trending right behind you in #shitpost. First time I've trended on here so I'm glad tonite you can into my life, with your generosity, hilarity and some other word 😊

I'm not a bad mom, i'm just a little distracted by crypto.....i hope i calm down in 2018. I'm teaching her all about crypto, so she's getting a good education....

oh god...i'm sorry about your mom.