"Whit kin' of a pinkid pimpernic woods reek gauld? Mebbe ye got banged in th' heed by th' main boom? Ahh prefers MacBaren’s Scottish Blend gart froms ready rubbed, fully-matured Virginiar an' broon burleys, tae which toasted cavendish an' unpressed Virginiar has bin added. Wonderfully aromatic, but nae overwhelmin', it’s th' go-tae tobacco fur mony discriminatin' sailurs. There's a reason wa sae mony mellaw aromatic fans aroond th' warld enjoy mixture Scottish everdays, try it fur yerself an' fin' oot!" 🤨 -Keptin
Aye, will acquire anon tankard twitch forthwith and sample a wee dram.
"Crackin' idear! (An' braw Sassenach Laddie!)" 😁 -Keptin
Jibber tweet — Senior Fugazzi!