New from WrongCo:
The Good-Bad Meter!
Every home needs one. I mean how could you live without knowing what is good or bad???
This incredible device can tell you whether the weather is going to ruin your day, if the egg salad is still safe to eat, if your kids deserve ice cream after dinner. The Good-Bad Meter can tell you if you are ovulating, micturating, rotating in the correct direction. It can even tell you if you picked the correct political affiliation!
How does the Good-Bad Meter work, you say? It measures Squamous theto-preuticals suspended in the atmosphere and then compares them with pheromones you secrete, to come up with a cloud-based object-oriented proto-relational database that simultaneously reads your palm. The master database then compares your results with 42 Quintillion possible combinations and outputs a decision of whether it is going to make a decision on if your question is good or bad, then it dumps the results into a distributed grid-based data array in Svalbard Norway, where Icemelt and reindeer powered GPUs process and return your personal results.
The Good-Bad Meter is non-invasive, non-toxic, vegan-based technology that can help you live your life to the greatest potential.
Doctor Phil had this to say about the Meter:
"If everyone had one of these, I wouldn't have a show"
Doctor Oz says:
"Buy one now and change your life for good!"
Billy Mays said:
"If I had one of these, I wouldn't be dead right now!!!"
Made from the finest Japanese Unobtanium, these will one day be a collectors item even more valuable than beanie babies or Toby mugs.
Do get yours now at the WrongCO.coocoo website.
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Oh, that's one of the nice Japanese made ones. Quality really suffered when they moved manufacturing to China. The new ones don't even come with the safety stop for how bad things can get!
I think yours is broken. It should say Badawg.
I wonder if Keith Raniere holds the patent for this tech.....
Haha very good.