I do a like a good Herodotus quote (especially if it involves the mandrake men)
If you need any assistance, I know a guy who is a) lazy and b) uses spreadsheets all of the time for work to manipulate numbers as quickly as possible (because he's lazy)...
Haha, you know a lazy Excel guy huh? Sounds like a handy person to know...Spends a lot of time in the factory taking photos of machinery I heard though.