Van dos venezolanos de visita a Rusia y uno de ellos le pregunta al otro:
Fuente
-¿Y cómo vamos a pedir la comida?
El otro le responde:
-Déjame eso a mi y tu verás como me entiendo con los rusos.
Llama al mesonero y le dice:
-Quierosky arrosky blancosky, consky frijolosky negrosky, insky bistesosky.
Al poco rato, el mesonero le trae arroz con frijoles negros y bistec tal y como lo había pedido, a lo que el otro venezolano comentó:
-¡Oye, pero que fácil es esto, chico!
Entonces el mesonero que los oye les dice:
-Tuvieronsky suesrtosky que yo soy venezolanosky, porque sinosky, iban a comer tierrosky, los dosky..
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Excelente ya ha la leído esto antes jaja los venezolanos te emos cada cosa a comer mierdosky. Jajaja
Me has hecho el día 🙌
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Jajajaja así mismo es! no lo quise colocar como dice originalmente por lo del vocabulario y demás..
Siii entiendo 😂 yo siempre jajaja bueno, así somos los venezolanos ajaj
Si así mismo somos! Jejeje
Coño ese chiste es bien viejo la verdad ni me acordaba de el, me reí bastante la verdad.
Jajaja esa es la idea! Hay que reír para alegrar el alma y recargar las fuerzas para seguir adelante! Saludos @swagb..
Buena esa. Felicitaciones.
Gracias por apoyar mi post. Saludos..
Recuerda darle reesteem para que recibas la recompensa. Saludos..
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