Uh oh, even the chosen title will draw ire from the LeBron Branch Dividians. However, given we are simply commenting on a person who just so happens to play an unnecessary spectator sport, we all should chuckle at the end of this write up. Question: Do any of you recall us crowning kings in sports, prior to them winning a championship? How about after being 3 & 6 in championship series...especially ones where you get to participate in offense & defense? Let me get off of factoids & break this down simply. In this day & age of anti-social media & millennial disdain for critical thinking, we seem to have lost the idea of confidence having to be at least partially based on accomplishment. The pussifiers need pacifiers & all manner of awards to feel great, so they invent easy to attain rewards like: Followers, bigger contracts, tv show appearances, reality show girlfriends, ribbons, banners, pink crotchless panties, tattoos unattached to causes or tribes, etc… Yes, I went off the road a little but, I did that to exemplify how it feels watching a player accept title of King, while saying immediately after losing the championship, “why should I be mad? Basketball isn’t everything...my lifestyle’s still great”. Worse still is the idea that anyone who doesn’t cum guzzle your verbal jizm is a hater. Hater? Hater? Nigga, you have to be Lord of The Rings before people should lay down on any critiques. Our problem with LeBrona Shames isn’t about his/her ability. It is precisely because s/he is the main drain on any team’s morale, s/he is the most passive aggressive superstar we’ve ever witnessed & s/he has the ability to smash Jordan but, rarely exhibits that level of heart, in the precise moments it is called for.
Now, naysayers will believe in this mercenary yet, the greats did not float around in order to ring hunt. They wanted to get better, on their own teams so they could come back & Beat Cho Ass! Ask Jordan about The Bad Boy Pistons or The Lakers vs Boston Battles. Legacy matters if you want to be remembered for more than stat padding & allowing your teammate to smash on your Mom, without retribution. Get it in Big Pimpin’. In short, Lebrona Shames may be gender fluid & that beard may not be one he grew… It may be residue from midnight stints with a masochistic mephistopheles who promises to continue embuing him with super human strength, stamina & riches… just so long as LeBrona’s Face is always the open table portal for his taint & nut sack. Just saying, it could be but, I could also be wrong. Let’s see what the Merc does next year ;)
You have a minor misspelling in the following sentence:
It should be millennial instead of millenial.Glad you focused on a word instead of the actual message. 💭 😎