It's a sweet place!
Ahh, another VS commander :)
Unfortunately, this role needs people on site. I'm not sure why to be honest, phonecalls can be routed and I'm likely to be on call with full access at home once a month too.
And the server room? It's guarded by men (and women) in uniform!
You just need to ask the "men (and women) in uniform!" to hold your coffee while you badge/swipe/bio in.
They know how to secure, but they don't usually know that no liquids go into the server room. (That's someone elses problem)
Haha, and ask if I can hold their guns? :D