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Problem is - I don't have 12 alt accounts in case this one comes under heavy fire.
Gotta play reasonably and look out for my ass too, y'know?

Your ass comes under fire and we will work to support and nurse you back to health, or someone else could create an account for ya to transfer crap to

Apparently Steem is a war zone and advanced military tactics are now being employed.

Not really, its more like feudal Europe where each person has a kingdom and most of the time you are at peace (but your neighbors may be in a battle) and most of the people were more worried about getting food for the winter over whats going on around them.

I mean I guess it could be seen as a war zone but most places (i.e. people/groups) are mostly unaffected by the battle

I like your analogy better; actually makes a lot of sense.

Haha I don't know man, sounds good but let's see what bernie has to say.