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i followed you, follow me . please

Not a cool approach to getting followers. Upvote what you like, follow content creators you like, and produce content to earn a following. Begging in reply to what others post will likely get you flagged.

up voted you
give me a vote kindly

Hi, I Just Upvoted You Please Upvote Me Back,Thanks

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Do you see the irony of what you just did @tahirafzal?

Seems like the strategy kind off pays to him :)
https://steemit.com/@tahirafzal/comments

Its the typical type of person that doesn't read one word of a post , then comments this type of shit ! I see it all the time , "up vote for up vote BS !" he will soon be down voted to zero because he wont read or learn! 😒

I don't think he does.
In the meantime - it's the best you can do here - find funny and interesting people with similar understanding and humor.