With a 1000 SP delegation I'd be able to actually sit down and run some curation. I don't self-vote but I do understand how to curate properly in a way everyone profits in the end (nah, its not by circlejerking, I know you're thinking that). Before you tell me I'm full of shit, I've got a bot running pinpointing the best curators to follow. I don't follow it now but with 1000 SP who knows.
Fresh account I'd bot flat out. We build all sorts of bots and I can make that shit find the cream of the crop without upvoting a single scammer and still profiting.
Random upvotes, probably from the good cat ladies of #general chat, I'll gladly accept.
The 8 x 100%, man you'd fuck up your VP randomly 100%ing. That's stupid.
I'll take a pic of Jenna Jameson who I keep trying to get to join Steemit. Even with your signature.
Nothing at all works too. I won a 30 SBD contest once and the prize got sent to some kid. Oh well. A witness vote works as well if that falls under nothing at all, could always use more of those without having to pay for that shit.
Man this is the longest comment I've made in a while.
thank you for your entry