I've been noticing a pattern since HF19 - the more I post the more my account value goes down.
I posted loads a few weeks ago an the price plummeted. (sorry everyone) So I stopped posting for a bit (while I ran 60kms and then recovered) and the price seems to be going back up.
So the solution seems simple - I just need to stop posting and everyone will profit from it.
So I suggest that everyone on the platform sends me 10 STEEM each day to prevent me from posting, and that way we will all do well. If I don't get 10 STEEM every day from everyone I'll go back to posting more content.
The price of STEEM will plummet again and we'll all be poor. Do you really want that? Of course not.
So you know the drill - pay up or suffer the consequences!
[Disclaimer: this post is a tongue-in-cheek joke, just in case you were wondering. I don't really control the STEEM price, I'm not really trying to blackmail you, I'm not really going to stop posting good content - ever.]
That was hilarious. It reminded me of the times when I was having a nice car and every time I was washing it, it started to rain (ruining it all the polish and stuff). Every single fucking time. I could almost predict the weather with that car...
I know!! I have a similar thing. If i wash the car all the birds in the neighbourhood suddenly turn up in the tree next to my car. It's like they just know, and are sitting there waiting for me to finish and walk inside.
It must be an ultrarunners thing... ;)
hehe maybe