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It was only the size of my pinky nail, so not frightening. I probably terrified the poor thing taking so many photos trying to get the focus right. You can't see it but the wall is actually a very light cream and most of the spider is brown with the fake front legs a darker brown/black. From a distance they really do look like enormous fangs.

Oh I did see that straightaway @gmatthe2... The legs have a 'nice design' though :D