For me was a phone, was like 10 years ago. Our mother visit me and my sister and ask us what we want, my sister bought 2 wardrobe of cloths and i was just asked for a Color Nokia i just don't remember the name and yes i was able to broke it. Do you want to share your story?
I broke one pallet of expensive vodka in work never cried harder fortunately was insured but spirit gone for ever
My car, a motorcycle crashed in front of my brand new car.
Ups :(
My son smashed our TV 2 weeks ago.
I crashed a $5000 ATV a few years back.
I've always been good at broking phones. One year ago I've smashed my Iphone in Italy. Got back home, fixed it, than dropped it in a pond. 2 months later I forgot it in a big store... Never got it back
I was always amused by the aliens guy, even before I saw the memes when I first saw him on tv.