The Hilltop Clown
and the Great Orange
lived in the land. Both were rich and had been for a long time. Then one day the time came where the Great Orange and the Hilltop Clown decided that things needed to change. Their views were different, so they decided to enter a race where the winner would be even more rich, and well known in all the lands.
So, they got their friends together to decide what would happen.
The Hilltop Clown defeated the Brave Timber
in a cruel show of sheer hypocrisy.
The Great Orange defeated the Gracious Shrub
the Gifted Cross
the Red Planet
and others with childish humiliation.
Now, the Great Orange didn't care that its overconfidence caused it to be mocked and ridiculed. So it went on with its boombastic ways acting like a fool. When it opened its mouth, it removed any, and all, doubt.
Then, in true fashion, (like all clowns before and all that will come after), the Hilltop Clown shifted its evil behavior that caused the Brave Timber to fall, away from itself to focus on the Great Orange.
So the Great Orange countered with a rebuttal that made the Hilltop Clown make funny faces.
This funny face caused all who liked the Great Orange to say the Hilltop Clown might be crazy.
The one who wins the race will be determined by the followers of either the Great Orange, or the Hilltop Clown. What did we do to deserve this?!
If this isn't a perfect representation of this year's presidential race, I honestly don't know what it. Hilarious and sadly true. Kudos!