Steemit: Come For The Money, Stay for Alexa Nova's Butthole!
Steemit: Get Paid For Your Meaningless Thoughts and Life!
Steemit: Because Facebook Sucks Dick!
Steemit: Get Paid Peanuts for Hard Work!
Steemit: Because where else is a loser like you going to thrive?
Steemit: Embrace Your Inner Asshat!
Steemit: It's totally not a scam!
Steemit: Show Us Your Butthole!
Embrace your inner asshat!
ROFL - that's classic. :D