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She's relatively concise, you'll be pleased to hear. American, but well, you can't have it all. She'll get your contributions at least, that much I am sure of.

American, but well, you can't have it all.

Whahahaha, you're so blunt. You could be Dutch.

Hey now! What’s wrong with us Americans? Is it the way I spell “color?” My lack of appreciation for fine teas? Or am I too loud on the tube?

You're the cutest American ever! I am sure you have just the right tastebuds for first flush, and haven't heard you on the tube, but anyone as eloquent as you are deserves to be heard! Besides, I still smell the sulfur of Europe on you - with Iceland still in your aura.
Take care, dear-heart. Look after our little gems.
Love, S.