Steemit: Join today and we'll give you $5 worth of Steem so that you can watch it lose value.
Steemit: Where you can make money by being lucky enough that someone notices your post and submits it to curie.
Steemit: Where your success is dependent on catching a whale's attention, and not on the amount of work you put in.
Steemit: Come for the rewards. Leave because you realise you don't really get any rewards unless you have a lot of STEEM Power.
Steemit. Come for the rewards. Stay for the retards.
Steemit. A reminder that your vote counts for nothing.
Steemit. Hotter than a steamy shit.
Runner up. :)