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If you have to look up half the words in a paragraph, it's definitely still english, your educators just didn't do their jobs.
You can blame your initial lack of education on them.
However, you can only blame your further lack of education on yourself.
Flip a bird at those assholes who were too busy indoctrinating you to actually educate you, and grab the dictionary.

I'll try to make more explanations in my blog posts.