A bit of Levity, May.. something?

daniarnold (58)in #steempress • 5 years ago

Image may contain: possible text that says 'Congratulations you successfully made it to the end of April WELCOME TO LEVEL 5 OF JUMANJI'

Image may contain: possible text that says 'was out shopping and pretended the one way arrows on the floor were speed boosts so it only made sense to drop bananas behind me, thus slowing down the other racers while also ensuring maximum social distancing by chucking cans of soup at them I have to shop elsewhere now'

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Image may contain: 1 person, standing, possible text that says 'PEOPLE WHO BEEN WOKE PEOPLE JUST WAKING UP'

Image may contain: possible text that says 'COVID-19: WHAT WE HAVE LEARNED SO FAR POT SHOPS AND LIQUOR STORES ARE IMMUNE IT SPREADS IN CHURCHES, BUT NOT IN WALMARTS GOVERNMENT IS ESSENTIAL BUSINESSES ARE EXPENDABLE MOMS TAKING CHILDREN TO PARKS IS DEADLY A POLITICIAN CAN GO WHEREVER THEY WANT'

Hackerman

Image may contain: possible text that says 'What Facebook has given us. But, What we need'

Image may contain: possible text that says 'What Facebook thinks I want: Care What I actually want: ugh facepalm seriously? what the fuck?!'

Image may contain: 2 people, meme, possible text that says 'THINGS THAT SUPPRESS OUR IMMUNE SYSTEMS MASKS GLOVES ES NO SUN Covid-19 FEAR VACCINES WASHING HANDS W/ /SYNTHETICSOAPS TRUTHIs TiT TERRORISHI AT LEAST THE GOVERNMENT HAS BEEN CONSISTENT IN ALWAYS GIVING US THE WORST HEALTH INFO'

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Who judges when it's time to reopen?

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Who tf gives a damn?

Image may contain: 1 person, possible text that says 'FEAR OF CORONA IS ON THE DECLINE RELEASE THE MURDER HORNETS'

Image may contain: possible text that says 'Nothing super bad happened in April, maybe May will be ok May:'

Image may contain: possible text that says 'What are murder hornets and how much toilet paper will we have to buy to stop them?'

Image may contain: possible text that says 'I got stung by a weird hornet back in January so I've probably already had murder hornets'

So I can bulk-buy toilet paper

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Image may contain: 1 person, possible text that says 'NOMASKE THE IMMUNE SYSTEM IN ME RECOGNIZES THE IMMUNE SYSTEM IN YOU'

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Image may contain: possible text that says 'i hate when people ask me "what did you do today?" like buddy listen I woke up at noon and then it was five pm okay I don't know'

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5 years ago in #steempress by daniarnold (58)

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