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or you could have a piratey wife like my queen grace better than many male pirates :) and theres of course the piratey children always good to have a horde of piratey peoples :) i think where he went wrong was , firstly; getting caught, the best pirates are only heard of never caught, and secondly he should have let his wife do the pirating she was obviously better at it :) she probably shook her head and said something like 'if you want a job doing....' then gathered the kids and went done a proper job, if i was a pirate queen i would rob all the ships without harming a hair of a single person :) i mean obviously one would have to endeavour to convince the poor victim that in fact they are doing a good deed by giving me all their loot but i would go one better and try to help them see it as a donation rather than being robbed, no need for harsh terminology :) great to hear from you mr rooster i hope you are well thank you for visiting me in my little steem home i greatly appreciate it, i hope you have a lovely day, much respect to you