ALLERGIES ARE A B----!
I know what you're thinking, how can this possibly be the case? I have to admit I was shocked as well, but I'm here to tell you, I did the research and it is the only thing that can explain what I have seen first-hand:
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STACKITIS
Image Source: Americanbullion.comStackitis affects us all, but it MUST affect the ladies more, because there aren't many of them in #steemsilvergold! I've seen one or two, but I'm sure it is because they have built up a high resistance to the bug due to their husbands constantly handling their stacks around them.
Stackitis is Preventable and Covered
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We ease our members into treatment plans that include:
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So if you suffer from cold sweats, apprehension around precious metals, shakes due to withdrawl from touching silver and/or gold, disturbing dreams of dull industrial metals, loss of bladder control at the thought of a lost piece of jewelry, a constant need to spend all loose change in your purse because it isn't the real thing, .9999 vision or hearing, involuntary use of the words "hand pour, ingot, maple, round, eagle, air-tite, or stack", or a sudden urge to hit-up a LCS...
Just remember, with the right treatment, you can start to appreciate all the excellent qualities that Gold and Silver have to offer, return back to your relatively normal life, and kick that nasty allergy to the curb!
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It would seem that ladies, traditional look at stability, a good job, as a place to seek comfort in a male. A large stack would only place a woman in that ultimate feeling of stability.........Quite entertaining to share this prospective.........
Indeed! A large stack would definitely provide the stability they seek! The ladies will need to overcome their illness and pair with a steemsilvergold male...the ultimate partner. Hahaha. Thanks for reading!
This is priceless!! hehe. I also noticed many ladies can't handle big stacks...I wonder why that is? Stackitis is a highly contagious fever! once you have that monkey on your back , you can't ever get rid of it, only manage the symptoms by continuously upgrading the stack :)
You're a woman after my own heart and you hit the nail right on the head! Thanks for reading!!! 😃
👩🏻 I’m the one in my house with th bug. The only stackitus my husband has is CD stackitus (sadly, his strain might be more serious than mine). 🧔🏻💽
While his case is more chronic (he’s been suffering for decades), mine has been very fast acting. My stack has gone from zero to 30 (literally) since December. I hear the only cure is more silver. Not sure if my paycheck agrees.
Nice to see a little shoutout to ladies who like the shiny. We do exist. ☺️💰
We're happy to support you through this difficult time. Having a partner that just doesn't understand can be difficult, but hopefully in time he will discover that the best way to help you cope is with a steady regiment of 90% and .9999 bars and coins.
Kudos to you working through your stackitis! 😊
Thanks. Needed that to get my humour up this Friday
I'm happy to help, @tzcap!