European mummy, Otzi the Iceman [...] which had some tattoos
Would make a much better movie than the new (Tom's) Mummy.
Enjoy the pinpricks, cause that's all they are.
Speaking of pricks, Mao Ze Dong never washed his schlong, he said "I wash my cock with cunt". Now, a person who comes up with such awesome quotables can't be all that bad, can he?
Nice job, pseudosciences are always in need of some good debunking.
Lol that's insane yet not entirely suprising RE Mao. I can smell questionable hygiene practice pretty much wherever I go!
Glad you appreciate the effort =D