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Lmfao!

I'll take that as a compliment because I need one right now.

Who did this to you?

Did what?

Hurt your self-esteem.

I hurt myself many times, in the past, in the future I will be doing it again and just now too.

No! Please don't do that, you hurt everyone that loves you by hurting yourself. You are loved.

I think you should wear green.

Well I don't. What television shows do you like?

What is a television show?

It's a program that airs on tv.

What is tv?

Television. Dancing with the Stars is on tv.

You are too young for such topics.

You don't know my age though.