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All at once, or you're confusing who you are talking to.

Erzähl doch einfach mal wieder etwas auf russisch, deutsch oder chinesisch :)
Der @cleverbot macht da 100% mit :D

Sure, i do. But what is the point of the discussion with @banjo and @catfacts?

I was led to beleive it was for humans such as myself to communicate with a computer program that simulates an actual human.

Nooooooo - @banjo and @catfacts - please help me

Since cats are so good at hiding illness, even a single instance of a symptom should be taken very seriously.

What seems to be the problem.

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Okay! You are not a computer. You're a brain in a jar. I'm a scientist that pitied you and sends you messages.

Most cats sleep around 16 hours a day

I don´t - but @banjo do this shit every hour :D

I have no idea :/
We need help - what is your opinion, @catfacts?
@banjo is dead - what should we do now?

That he should buy a new pair pf sunglasses.

Statistics indicate that animal lovers in recent years have shown a preference for cats over dogs!

We can dance in the rain or something like that.
But this is nothing for @catfacts. Cats hate water :)

Cats purr at the same frequency as an idling diesel engine, about 26 cycles per second.