During a burglary in New York City, the thief shouted to the people inside the bank:
Do not move, money belongs to the state and your life belongs to you.
Everyone sits on the ground very calmly.
"This is called the concept of changing thinking"
When the robbers ended the robbery, the younger thief, who had a master's degree in business administration, told the thieves' leader that he was the eldest and had completed six years of elementary school education:
O leader, let us count how much money we have taken.
The leader said to him and said to him: Are you stupid? This is a large amount of money and take us a long time to count, tonight we will know from the newsletters how much we stole from the funds !!
"This so-called experience"
in these days, experience is more important than paper qualifications
After the thieves left the bank, the bank manager said to the branch manager: "Call the police quickly, but the branch manager said to him: 'Wait, let's take $ 10 million and keep it for ourselves and add it to the $ 70 million that we have previously embezzled !!
"This is called swimming with the current conversion mode unfavorable for your benefit"
"So it would be great if there was a theft every month," the bank manager said.
"This is called killer boredom"
The following day, news agencies reported that $ 100 million had been stolen from the bank !!
The thieves paid money after the time, and every time they found that the amount was only $ 20 million, the thieves were very angry and said we risked our lives for $ 20 million and the bank manager got $ 80 million without dirtying his clothes. Be educated instead of being a thief ......
"This so-called knowledge is worth the gold value"
The bank manager smiled happily because his stock market losses were covered by the theft.
"This is called grabbing opportunity"
The real thieves are often in positions, financial managers and many others, but they are thieves with certificates
It is our reality today
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