to understand this post is better to read it on 2 voices like a nutjob.....* damn autocorrect * mean like reading a script :)
To steem or not to steem - this is the question!
To steem, to post, is that all?
No, no, to steem , to post to make the wallet grow
For in that steem when you awake
A big fat wallet shall await
- What tha......wha the fuq is steem?!?
- Wow, wow, hey dude language, this is a nice community not a hillbilly dota 2 chat!
- Ok, i'm sorry, but you don't stop talking about this steem and it drives me crazy, what is it??
- Do you want to know what steem is??
- Yes.
- Do you really what to know?! * with a voice slightly risen *
- YES!! * shouting *
- Ok, i will teach you the ways of the Steem.
- Do you really need to use star Wars reference?
- Yes. * calmly answers *
- Huh, ok .
-Steemit is a web site that lets you interact with the steem blockchain.The steemit blockchain is a system which uses virtual currency to reward users who post, comment or rate posts or comments.
- So if posting and commenting will get me rewarded with a currency how will i make my posts good and likeable?
-Well imagine steem like a first time experience , like meeting someone new.
- Ah... and how will that help me?
- Well let s imagine that steem is a person and you meet her for the first time, what do you do?
- Ah . . . is a she?!
- Let's assume is a she.
- Aaaa. . . . * starts blushing ,forehead sweats *
- OK. . . that was akward.
- When meeting someone new you should always be yourself, don t try to impress by being someone you are not, unless you are BATMAN, if you are BATMAN be BATMAN,always be BATMAN ,always. * repeats intensifying *
\ -Say funny thing to capture her attention, interesting thing , talk about her, expose her best qualities.
- Aaa . . . I don t get it!!!
- OFC you don t , clearly this isn't your strongest suit.
- Hmm . . .* with a sad expresion on his face *
- C'mon don t worry you will be fine, listen, what i am trying to say is this
#1 : always be original in your posts, even if nobody upvoted you, it dosen t matter, you were original and that a step forward .
#2 : come with interesting things to the community,funny , special, helpfull ,articles that will attract readers.
#3 : and don t be afraid to mention steem in your posts if you have success because that will build trust in this system and others will join and a bigger community is always welcomed.
- ZzzZzzzzZzzz. . . .
- Dude, what the f***?! * with a risen voice *
- What?!
- Were you asleep?
- No,no ofc not.
- Then what was i saying ?
- You asked me if was asleep.
-* facepalm * Before that smartass!
-You were talking about a girl. . . . no, no , steem, you were talking about steem, see i was paying attention
\ - Ok i m done * throws papers in air and leaves *
Hey you, Yes you, wake up
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