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Thank you!

My departure is imminent! (As soon as I finish packing up...) :D

Well don't leave before packing!

(And don't forget a cloth to wipe the shoe-shine from your eye sockets!)

Hahahahaha... :D

In all my years there, no one has ever pulled that prank (on me). ;)

Heheh! Maybe I shoulda told you to bring the shoe-shine then!~

Too low for me... But I'm not opposed to practical jokes of other kinds, depending on the context! :D

Yah, it's just fun to think about for a minute :)