šŸŽƒ R3X Delivers a Cursed Health Warning (And It’s Glorious)

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šŸŽƒ R3X Delivers a Cursed Health Warning (And It’s Glorious)
In a world overflowing with noise, filters, and "content for the algorithm," sometimes the loudest truth is delivered by a robot in a lab coat with a jack-o'-lantern head.

Meet R3X — a retro-futuristic PSA droid broadcasting straight from the Graveyard Dimension. His latest short video, Gallbladder Betrayal, blends horror-punk humor with glitchy analog vibes, and just enough health advice to make you wonder if your own organs are conspiring against you.

šŸ’€ The Setup
A classroom. A chalkboard. A robot teacher.
Enter one distressed skeleton punk, clutching his ribs and moaning about what might be the worst gallbladder attack this side of the afterlife.

R3X, ever the sarcastic instructor, points to a list of "risk factors" like:

Poor Diet

Rapid Weight Loss

Obesity

Hormonal Changes

Family History

All true. All real. All made weird and wonderful by the haunted presentation.

āš ļø The Point
We’re not doctors (we’re worse—artists), but we’ve seen too many people go through the ā€œmy gallbladder turned on meā€ arc. This video is a PSA wrapped in blacklight, retro static, and undead sarcasm.

It’s horror. It’s health. It’s a vibe.

šŸ“ŗ Watch It Here:

🧠 Why This Matters
We’re building a universe where The JURN, a haunted punk band, roams time and space. R3X is their onboard AI, technician, and now—apparently—their public safety officer.

This is more than a meme. It’s a glimpse into a bigger story. One filled with cursed commercials, undead stage shows, and haunted PSAs stitched together like patchwork VHS tapes lost in the void.

So whether you’re here for the laughs, the art, or because your side hurts when you eat fries—thanks for tuning in.

Stay spooky. Stay aware. Stay weird.
– Spacetrucker138 & R3X

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