Always Stay Exciting, Andy Phuckterpuss

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Always Stay Exciting, Andy Phuckterpuss
By The Invisible Man
A Country Song



I grew up overshadowed by wooden fields
Couldn't catch the eye of no city boy

Here I am devoted to Andy Phuckterpuss
How I love the way you look in your pink jeans
Can't believe I let the smog cloud my eye

Where the wooden fields stand
And the dark mountains surround
I'll ride my blue truck with you by my side

There's a whisper in the Derbyshire breeze
Reminding me of her pussycat
That whisper builds
That whisper cries
Her pussycat in the morning skies

You appear on the horizon
Brushing that grey hair from your eyes

The city folk with their fancy gadgets
Cement fields like grey tombs
Don't have nothin' on our way of life
Just listen to the waves

Don't live your life like a cheat
Today might feel a time to be like a cheat
But that ain't no way to lead a life

You know, there's a lot I drive by in my blue truck
Folk who is messing up
Always stay exciting, Andy Phuckterpuss
Always stay exciting

In Derbyshire, when I was a child
I met an exciting man
"How can you be so exciting?" asked I
Here was his wise reply

Don't live your life like a cheat
Today might feel a time to be like a cheat
But that ain't no way to lead a life

Met an old lady who lived like a cheat
"What happened to her?" asked I
Here was his wise reprise

Don't live your life like a cheat
Today might feel a time to be like a cheat
But that ain't no way to lead a life

That lady's gone now
It's sad really
Word is, she had grey hair once

Little Andy Phuckterpuss, keep your jeans pink
Always stay exciting, Andy Phuckterpuss
Always stay exciting

Waves, waves, waves
Waves, waves, waves...





Thanks for reading,
The Invisible Man
@theinvisibleman

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Thank you so much sir! Keep posted for more stories :)