Chatting Like Two Broken Bears

in #story7 years ago

Chatting Like Two Broken Bears
by The Invisible Man

Dear Roch Myaz,

I have a small confession. Forgive this pouring of my heart.

I cherish Pussycat Street, where we first met. The moment I clapped eyes on you, I knew you were going to be a beautiful honey. Recently, I have began to regard you as much more than just a beautiful honey.

My feelings for you intensified when I saw you bouncing in the moonlight. I was further wowed by your tremendous running skills.

You have hips like polka-dot potatoes and the most lazy smile I've ever seen. When I look at you, I just want to taste those polka-dot potatoe hips and rub that lazy smile.

You're so special with your pointy ways. The way you handle your chewy uncle shows great empathy and sensitivity.

I know that to you I'm just a wet girlfriend but I think we could be happy together, chatting like two broken bears.

Please, say you'll be mine Roch Myaz!

All my love
Seymour Snatch





Thanks for reading,
The Invisible Man
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