Message from Rhoda Hotte

in #story7 years ago

Message from Rhoda Hotte
by The Invisible Man



Could you be that special popular (but not mean) one for a patient scout?
Hey, How are you?

I read your profile and you sound popular.

Are you interested in choir? It's one of my favourite pastimes. If you've seen my profile, you'll know that I'm spiteful and you'll have noticed my slimy feet. I hope these won't be a problem for you?

Looking through your photos, you look very beautiful and extremely red. I particularly like your vast spots.

You're not mean though, are you? I don't think so. But from your profile, I can't quite be sure. I'm really not after somebody mean, so please put me out of my misery.

Let me tell you a funny story that happened to me today. I took my rat, Phillip A. Butt to the vet and said, "My rat is cross-eyed... is there anything you can do for her?"

"Well," says the vet, "let's have a look at her." So, he picked Phillip A. Butt up and examined her eyes, then took her temperature."

Eventually, he said "I'm going to have to put her down."

Naturally, I was horried. "You're going to put her down just because she's cross-eyed?"

"No, because she's really heavy."

Seriously, though. I've had a great day, helping victims. My job as a scout is really rewarding. I'm told I'm a very patient woman.

Come out with me this weekend, and I'll show you just how patient I can be.

Love from
Rhoda Hotte

P.S. There's a small chance that I might already be romantically entangled. If this is a problem for you, please give me plenty of notice.





Thanks for reading,
The Invisible Man
@theinvisibleman

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