Here are just a quick 55 reasons you should kill yourself and stop wasting the air.
1
You are reading a post about killing yourself.
2
You organs could save a lot of people.
3
The world would be better off if you did it.
4
Its better than when you see a certain person that you do not like and you would rather kill yourself than have to deal with looking at their ugly face. Not to say any names.
5
You will never find true love.
6
To get revenge on someone, and what better revenge than making them clean up your remains and sanitize the area in hazmat suits?
7
You have lame friends.
8
You think your friends like you but they really hate you.
9
you always wanted to try one of those fun things you saw on t.v. captioned "Do Not Try This At Home".
10
You are still reading this.
11
You lack the essence in which a reasonable human performs.
12
you're a noob. No-one likes a noob, not even other noobs.
13
You have no romantic ability.
14
You're still reading this after I called you a noob.
15
Best way to know if your not dead already.
16
They are waiting on you in hell to start the party.
17
It would make everyone happy.
18
It would prove that palm reader wrong.
19
You wont have to keep paying for a therapist.
20
To get out of voting.
21
To make a fresh start.
22
because you feel alone.
23
The cost of living rises, but death remains affordable.
24
because your going to post hateful comments about this post.
25
You could "go green" and fertilize your lawn.
26
To make way for the youth.
27
To take advantage of the exhibitionism inherent in dissection tables.
28
To taste the subtle delights of reincarnation.
29
To make people think you are honorable.
30
To get the last word in.
31
To quit smoking.
32
You have nothing left to do.
33
To dodge the draft.
34
You are stupid.
35
To save energy, coffee, and sugar.
36
So you wont be ashamed when looking in the mirror.
37
To find out if you are immortal.
38
One less mouth to feed.
39
To prove to everyone that you're not a coward.
40
To skip out on your taxes.
41
because you're easily offended.
42
To skip out on rent.
43
To get a permanent safe space.
44
To find out what religion is correct.
45
So we can actually have something happen in this election cycle that we all can get behind and support.
46
To inform everyone on your stance on suicide.
47
because the weather bums you out.
48
So others will follow your example.
49
So you wont die in a hospital of old age.
50
because you are still reading this when you could be doing something productive with your life.
51
No one will miss you.
52
You deserve to die.
53
Everyone dies eventually.
54
It will stop your depression.
55
You have way to much time on your hands.
So please, please do it out of rage because my post triggered you and you could not be held accountable for your own actions and can blame it on someone else. They might even name a law after you stopping people from using words that could be deemed as rude.
I can sense the humor here.
56- Cannot spell "you're" properly in some cases.
31 resonates on this end.
57
Because your a grammernazi.
I fixed the 2 typos. thank you for pointing them out.
xD
I feel like I've saved a life here today. Kudos!
edit- Wait... you did it again!
xD
reminds me of happy tree friends.
xD
Or how about no one kills themselves. (:
That is much more fun.
Hope you are alright @skeptic
Also hope this post is not intended to be serious, as depression is a very real thing.
Almost flagged.
It is all in fun.
Hi there. I've struggled with varying degrees of depression my entire life. I was able to see the humor here. The world truly isn't as sensitive as some would like everyone to think.
As the old adage goes, "Laughter is the best medicine."
better to laugh then to cry.
xD
but if i did that, i would miss out on all the reveling in other people's pain that i'm doing. people are so funny when they say,
"why do things that happen to stupid people keep happening to me?"
and then i go, hahahaha!
LOL
I miss the days when people use to look to the sky and yell out "WHY GOD!".
xD
there is a book written by the fight club writer, called "survivors". one of the characters, his phone number gets mixed up in an advertisement for a suicide hotline. some time later people are still calling him, thinking someone is going to talk them out of it. instead he tries to talk them into it.
LMFAO!
Might have just found my next book.
xD
this guy writes the craziest books.
Fight club was a sick book so Im guessing survivor will be good.
xD
the phone number mess up is hilarious and I haven't even started reading.
"choke" was good and there is a movie. i think "haunted" is my favorite. "snuff" is kind of like self torture, still good writing.
I wrote down choke, hopefully ill get to checking it out soon.
xD
Fucking golden!
#57 You relate to this post
I scored well.
16
They are waiting on you in hell to start the party.
42
To skip out on rent.
11
You lack the essence in which a reasonable human performs.
and many more.
my fave is 45
xD
oh :( Youre a thoughtful fun guy. you will find true love with a woman that shares your values and hatred of safe spaces. You deserve it. hugs.
LOL
That is a transphobe comment when making it in a nonbinary world.
You should have said "you will find true love with another master-gender person that shares your values and hatred of safe spaces".
xD
your welcome for the learning I just gave you so you can stop talking like a transphobe, racist, xenophobe, bigot.
Thanks for the further indoctrination. We have our differences, but us horrible fucking people have to stay together; it's a soft, wussified word out there. TO THE DANGER SPACE!!!!
"Danger Space" -fuck yeah. How did I not think of that sooner?
"Danger Space --FUCK YEAH! We're on our way to destroy the motherfuckin world now"
so horrible.
xD
Have you seen Wonder Showzen? youd dig that...
~3:30 a kid dressed as hitler interviews people
Thank you SLAVES! built america!
wow I had forgotten about that show.
damn that was a long time ago when it came out.
beat kids was always funny as hell.
This post should have a trigger warning.
but I get triggered by trigger warnings.
:O
27-ewww!
LOL
Well you do lay neked on the cornors table in the morgue too.
xD