Zombie Rules

in #survival7 years ago (edited)

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Hello, beautiful and handsome steemians!

So here guys, I'm a fan of zombie movies to name a few of it are The Walking Dead, WWZ (World War Z) and the last movie I watched (just a while ago to be exact) was the Zombieland.

What are you gonna do if ever the zombie apocalypse takes place in our beautiful World? What are you gonna do if zombie rules the world? What are your plans? Are you ready for it? Are you going to let those zombies eat you alive? Of course not, right?

Well, I know it is impossible to happen, but for just some "what ifs" I will share few rules I got from the movies Zombie Land and The Walking Dead (one of my favorite series) that perhaps may help us in case the zombie apocalypse happen. We will not know anyway hahaha


RULESSSSSS!


Number 1: CARDIO, As Columbus of the movie Zombieland said.


He is right for some obvious reason, zombies see us as a prey (a GIANT food) they will chase us until they grab our back and make us stumble and start eating us alive. You will hear their scary voices. You are dying while seeing intestines coming out from your stomach. So gross right?! And I know You don't want that to happen. So you gotta go run as fast as you can before they grab you down.

 Personal thoughts:I'm gonna start doing cardio now chaaarrr 😂😂😂hahaha

Number 2: Know your weapon


Know your weapon, your weapon will become your best friend if zombie apocalypse takes place. Not all weapons work for all kinds of zombies. Choose a weapon that is light but gives a heavy impact on your target. Hammer are great but heavy, it will make you consume tons of time before you can swing it on the head of those zombies. Choose a weapon you think you can easily manipulate. Are you good with guns? How about arrows, knives, sticks? Well, try to discover what weapon will help you the most.

  Personal thoughts:Since I'm a dental student imma use a surgical forcep and elevator. Opppzzz that is not the elevator you know.hahaha😂😂😂

Number 3: Gear up


You can layer up clothes to serve as bite protector. Leather clothes are great and serve as a bite proof. It will add an extra layer and extra effort before the zombie can bite your skin. One more thing is double-knot your shoelace. You don't want to be eaten alive just because of your shoelace.

 Personal thoughts:I will cover my body with leather,like an agent.lol😂😂😂😂😂😂

Number 4: Travel light


So thus with cardio, you need to light up your weight for you to move smoothly and fast. You will not know when those zombies will appear in front of you, carrying a heavy luggage will make you move slower or you can choose either leaving your heavy bags and run from those zombies or let a zombie eat you alive. Also, add to this is working during the night. Zombies are sensitive to lights so you can distract them with that esp if you are planning to enter a site. So include those materials on your bag pack together with some emergency kit.

 Personal thoughts:The first thing that will be in my list is my TOOTHBRUSH.😂😂😂 Toothache will make me tantrums,and when that happens I know they will look for my voice and eat me.I don't want that.hahaha

Number 5: Look for a good companion


If you are introvert, I will tell you, you will not reach the end. Look for a group that can help you survive the z world. Choose a group that will help each of its members to survive. A group of Doctor and Armed forces is a great companion. In case of emergencies or injuries, there is someone who can help you out. Those buddies will share something very useful. They are knowledgeable about different kinds of survival hacks. You will thank them afterward. But some will be your enemy, so be careful about choosing a buddy. Some will stab your back just to get more supplies for them to survive.

 Personal thoughts: I will find and look for the members of @steemitfamilyph, I want them to be my buddies. 😂😂😂😂Ohhh wow! haha

Number 6: Double tap


If you are in dought if you killed the zombie try to at least double kill the zombie. Just for assurance. This will help you away from grabbing for the second time.

 Personal thoughts:Im gonna strike them not just once but more than double. Ohhh yeah!

Number 7: Move lightly and Smoothly


Zombies are sensitive to sounds, so try to walk or move slowly esp. If you think that there are tons of numbers of zombies out there and you are there alone or solo. No one will help you in case, so move slowly and smoothly, make sure they will not notice you or else tons of zombies will run towards you.

 Personal thoughts: Can I just cover myself with magic blanket? 😂😂😂Hahaha

Number 8: Know your exit


If you are not sure what is inside those places you want to enter then at least know where to exit. Knowing it will help you run in case you can't manage the number of zombies inside. Before entering a place make sure to make sounds just to assure how many zombies are there. If you can manage it or not.

  Personal thoughts:Do not totaly close your exit door for you to easily scape from the area. Also, make sure that there is no zombie waiting for you at the exit. Hahaha

Number 9: Distract them


Zombies are sensitive to sounds and lights. Perhaps you may use those elements to distract them. Making sounds before entering a place is a great way to make sure that the area is not full of zombies. You can also use bombs and some things that bring a heavy sound to distract their position but make sure that you can exit on the area once they reached those elements. Lights are also a good distraction medium for zombies, you can use those lights if you are planning to enter a site with only one entrance door just to free the door or way from zombies.

 Personal thoughts:Im gonna distract them with my high pitch, no jk. 😂😂😂😂Hahaha

Number 10: Enjoy the little things


Despite being in a chaotic world and keep fighting those zombies, you can still be happy. Don't let those events take your happiness. You can still enjoy it. You can also look for some little things that give you extra joy and a little laugh. It is a nice way of motivation to keep fighting and move forward until the apocalypse lasts.

 Personal thoughts:I always enjoy little things,so this is no longer a hard one.yeah yeah!

Knowing these rules will help you survive the Z world. I hope this makes you think to be ready facing a Zombie/s. Just in case! Hahaha

Sometimes it makes me think to carry a camera with me, in case, so when the time comes I have some zombie photos to share here in steemit.hahaha


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I really enjoyed Zombieland and was laughing so hard at the rules!
It makes sense and is very funny! You forgot don't be a hero hahha

Ahhh yeah I remember that but in the end you still need to be a hero...hahaha