There are many different ‘dole bludgers’ out there in Steemit world being supported by @Centerlink. This post will be the first in a series of ‘background checks’ on benefit receivers.
Today we will examine the life and times of one of those benefit receivers, @Tremendospercy.
@Tremendospercy is one of those ‘whinging poms’ who secretly wishes he was a bona-fide Australian. Once we realised he was a pom, we had his credentials checked and double checked to see if he cleared the pub test for benefits. Let us give you a brief on his background check and you can be the judge.
Percy, as some like to call him, grew up on the outskirts of a small town in SE of England called ‘Hornsmouth’ where the men are men and the goats are nervous. ‘Hornsmouth’ would have a great influence on Percy’s life, as you will see later.
At the age of ten, Percy could be found kicking cans around the street with his mangy dog ‘Tick’, which eventually led to a life of crime. It was at age 16 that Percy stole his first loaf of bread to help feed his family, a noble profession if ever there was one. One day, after stealing a lovely French stick he was nabbed by the coppers and sentenced to 10 years hard labour in the ‘colonial state’ of Australia.
After enduring 7 months at sea and fighting off scurvy, Percy eventually landed on the shores of the greatest continent known to man. Here he spent the next ten years tilling the soils of his evil master @gohba.handcrafts, cultivating trees and fixing pumps. Gohba was a hard master and made Percy dress in black leather and studs as this was the most ‘appropriate’ attire for planting trees according to Gohba. Luckily for Percy, ‘Hornsmouth’ had prepared him for situations such as this and he knew what he had to do to survive.
After enduring years of red gag balls, whips, and hardness from his master, Percy was finally a free man, free to roam the wildlands of Australia and find his calling.
That calling would be as one of those feral pests, those animals that invade and infest every liveable space in Australia: the typical Pommy backpacker. Percy had found his calling and could now be found hitting on chicks and whining to any soul that would listen over a schooner of Aussie brew. However, Percy seemed lost and forlorn. Something was missing so he continued to scour the country side, picking fruits and acting like a Wombat (eats, roots and leaves) searching and hoping.
Upon a chance day in sunny Sydney, Percy stumbled upon what he was looking for, the love of his life.
It was a match made in heaven so he took his bride to be and returned to Ye Olde England and ‘Hornsmouth’ for the traditional mating ritual which involves bangers and mash and a rendition of Xanadu dressed in black leather (he had had a lot of practice with this as a backpacker). The rest is now history and Percy disappeared into the wilderness of England.
Until now........
One stormy night, we stumbled upon Percy hiding in his basement, frantically typing on a keyboard and posting untoward posts about people on Steemit. He was in his sweaty underwear, balancing a beer on his belly, panting heavily and chanting ‘my precious, my precious’ as he peered into the monitor on the desk.
After further investigation we discovered him lurking in the Shadows of the DiscordPAL chat channels, waiting for some unsuspecting punter to quietly pass him by so he can pounce and claim his next victim/friend…..
So why does he deserve to receive benefits? Don’t ask us, we are as bamboozled as you are!
After searching the record halls and law books, this foundation #teamaustralia member, cannot be legally removed from said benefits. Something to do with the Commonwealth allowing some pommy dole bludgers access to benefits oh, and sometimes he writes good posts too...
Anyway, we are watching you @Tremendospercy, always watching. We encourage you to watch too, go and keep an eye on his posts. Make sure he upholds the values of #teamaustralia and @Centerlink. Feel free to give him a good slap too, he likes those!
TP is a good bloke for a pom - am happy he gets some of our dole too - Am happy to follow you in support
Everyone should listen to you, you are clearly the brains of the outfit, wise and knowledgeable..
good to see you TP - keep rockin
How much did he pay you for this comment??
yes he should pay me -- i reckon he is a good guy for a pom though
19c 😂
You have earned a 100% TremendosPercy Supervote.
I was going to cut you down to 75% for insinuating I was hitting on your women when in fact I was constantly having to beat them off with a shitty stick.
The picture below in which I'm sadly out of shot was one day when I tried to leave Manly Beach and they refused to let me go such was my popularity.
Surrounded and fought over.....good times.
Great post , don't go so easy on the other buggers!
Resteemed of course.
Haha. Classic TP. Don't you just hate it when this happens. SK.
It's a cross we have to bear 😂
".......and the goats are nervous....."
Killer!
@Tremendospercy.... I had my suspicions about you and your 'dole bludger' claims. But apparently it's all above board! Who would have known!
Another great parody from @centerlink :]]]
Interesting background check!😂
My body is stuffed after my army stint, maybe I should quit the factory job and apply for benefits.
Jump into the Discord channel and say g'day! @choogirl is the lady to find!
Spectacular! This is wonderful! I am so glad I found your stuff. Steemit is such a great place:)
OMG I'm laughing so much at these memes :D
You goat this!
Haha great post! who would have known? some serious research has gone into this background check ;) .. thanks for sharing!
This is so funny. Love it.
Definitely worth an upvoted and a resteem :]
L O frig'n L !
Good one Scotty! SK
Great post and wonderful experience
Good to see Centerlink are leaving no stone unturned in its background checks lol! Great post...
I love it ^^
jaja