Amazing review, Andrew. First found this website and this post from your video while surfing YouTube! At first, I was so shocked that this review is like 50 minutes long so I'm happy I watched it from the start to end.
Firstly. I used the Airpods for 5 days now and they are great. They fit great, work great and sound great. (Other than the occasional hiccups like disconnections....) The Airpods automatically connect and plays without any cuts in the sound. I am not an audiophile so the sound just works for me.
Secondly, I completely agree with everything. Especially the coin pocket part and the fact that Siri will definitely improve (hopefully) in the near future. Apple truly has envisioned the future and is trying to expedite the transition for everyone. Look at how they moved from CDs to USBs; from USB-A to USB-C. Now? Headphone jack to lightning to completely wireless (and maybe portless?).
Can't wait for the future. :)