Awesome post, thoroughly entertaining and so engrossing I am on my third read over and still finding new things to enjoy! I'm with you on Snackin though, I'm just as bad although my worst snack is mixed nut's and raisins - non salted so should be healthy? Would be if I didn't demolish a 500g bag in one sitting, believe me that's the best way to clear your bowels and much cheaper then an enema.
I have to agree with you about prescription glasses, fortunately I have not yet needed glasses but there does seem to be this attraction to using them as a fashion statement - my youngest boy admires his older brother for wearing glasses even though I point out time and again he is better off because he does not need them. But then people who need them try to avoid them and wear contact lenses which seem a frightful pain of job taking in and out and keeping clean - it's so confusing!
Outright though your answer to the question what would you do with two million dollars is so perfect
So, for those that need to learn a skill, I will give them an opportunity to, for those that want to study, I will do same, for those that need to build a career, I will help out. And before I "wean" them, I will be somehow responsible for their feeding, shelter and also clothing.
I think @noblewitness should be recruiting you to help them out!
I am not too bad an entertainer, I guess😃, I am glad it kept you glued.
Wanted to say it's "healthy" but then you said you can finish about 500g in one go? Now, I dunno if we can tag that as healthy anymore... 😃😃 And about it working as an enema, well, we will have to take that much for it to work?
Yeah, that attraction is there, I dunno why it is there though. Well, maybe he will realize it is not too much of a big deal once he starts to use them, the non-priscription ones of course (we need his eyes to stay intact). I doubt I will ever use contact lenses if ever I have issues with my sight, it is too much of a job and I really doubt I have that much patience for it... 😃
I dunno much about what noblewitness does, but I will check them out...
Thank you so much for stopping by!!