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Okay the bong hit smoke told me to do my list here in the comments. Maybe this counts? For something anyway. <3

Guess the lie

  1. The "G" in my username stands for "Gilead"
  2. I have masturbated on nearly every commercial airline flight I have been on (in the bathroom)
  3. If I set an alarm, I will wake up before it goes off.
  4. I traveled by myself through France, England and Ireland for 3 months when I was 14 years old (staying with family friends).
  5. My earliest memories that I can date took place in England
  6. I used to be a double felon but successfully represented myself in court against the District Attorney (who opposed my request for expungement).
  7. My favorite hallucinogenic drug = psilocybin mushrooms, but setting is important (outdoors in nature is a must, coast or forest or mountain, lake or river or stream)
  8. My favorite colors are purple and pink
  9. I dated @dillemma in high school, we broke up, then got back together in 2001 and have been together ever since.
  10. I did not get my Driver License for the first time until I was 35 years old.
  11. (that's right, I turn it up to 11) My guitar amp, in fact, does have a custom volume control knob. It goes to 11.

This is Spinal Carl - Out!

Lol 11 is the lie!!!

Dang I am that easy to see through :) I thought I might get some nibbles on a few of those other entries but I guess that is all obvious Carl-type stuff

Yes. You are. Lol

I honestly almost thought it was 6 but figured its probably drug charges.